One day he had to advertise for a new Financial Controller to be his right hand man,
The first applicant arrived, was ushered into his office for an interview, the first question the big boss asked was “do you notice anything unusual about me???
Well said the applicant you have no ears. At this the boss got furious get out of my office you could never work with me.
The second applicant arrived and was sent into the office, same thing the boss's first question “do you notice anything unusual about me “yes you have no ears” the second applicant said. The same result the boss became very angry ..get out of my office no job for you..
The third applicant arrived and was sent into the office. Same question “do you notice anything unusual about me” said the boss…well no said the third applicant, maybe only that you wear contact lenses…. That's stunning said the boss , amazing , what an intelligent person you must be nobody else has ever noticed that …the job is yours for sure as he poured him a cognac , only one little thing puzzles me though said the boss how on earth did you possibly know I wore contacts ,
That's easy the third applicant said you couldn't possibly wear glasses you have no ears ………………..