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  DIARRHEA
   

Ever wonder what the fastest thing on earth is?

An office manager was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes, he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.

The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table, the interviewer asked, What is the fastest thing you know of?"

Acknowledging the first man on his right, the man replied, "A THOUGHT. It just pops into your head. There is no warning that it's on the way; it's
just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of."

"That's very good!" replied the interviewer. "And now you, Sir? he asked the second man.

"Hmm....let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of.

"Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye that's a very popular click for speed."

He then turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply. Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall, there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture, the light in the barn comes on in less than an instant. Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of."

The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. It's hard to beat the speed of light" he said.

Turning to the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same question. The last man replied, "After hearing the three previous answers, it's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA.

"WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response.

"Oh I can explain." said the fourth man. "You see, the other day I wasn't feeling so good and I ran to the bathroom. But before I could THINK, BLINK or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already shit my pants!"

HE GOT THE JOB ********************

Pyramid schemes because of the purpose and way they are designed for, some of their top distributors makes money fast . Distributors from legitimate companies who use and teach pyramid style of playing games also make money fast. So is........................... DIARRHEA. Dictionary definition: "abnormally frequent intestinal evacuation with more or less fluid stool. (shit)"

I will make no apology for what I think of people who do not do their business on proper MLM principles and pyramid scheme people. If you are one of them, please sit back and feel sorry for who you are and for the new people who you are becoming. A piece of shit who is destroying the good name of MLM and in the process you steal/cheat money from people you have the nerves to call downlines. You even teach them how to duplicate you to do the same to others they also call downlines.

To the downlines who lost money in pyramid schemes. I am happy that you have lost some money because of your greed, stupidity and lazyness.(most of you joined with the notion that you will make money for just buying in and doing nothing) Hope you will learn from experience but I also know that some of you will still join another scheme or even several more. Hard to change the spot of a leopard.

To owners of Pyramid schemes, I have names for you that I cannot even write in my website. I have no advise for you as you are beyond help.

To owners of legitimate companies whose leaders and distributors are playing games. You have to close the loopholes in your marketing plan to stop game playing. Your people play games because your marketing plan allows them to do so. Training, scolding, threatening, termination will not stop game playing. Your understanding of how to write marketing plans will. Get help if you don't know how. Eddy Chai.

 
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