There were two twins, Joe and John. Joe was the owner of an old dilapidated boat. It just so happened that John's wife died the same day Joe's boat sank.
A few days later a kind old woman saw Joe, and mistaking him for John, said, "I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must feel terrible."
Joe thinking she was talking about his boat said, "The fact is, I'm sort of glad to get rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like an old dead fish and she was always losing her water. She had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front, too. Every time I used her, the hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools all tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle."
The old woman fainted.