Very old couple was sitting at home, her on the couch, him in his chair across the other side of the room. “Why don’t you come and sit with me like you used to,” she asked. “Oh all right” he grumpily said.
When he got there she said, “Why don’t you put your arm around me like you used to?” Grumpily he said “Oh ok,”
Then she said, “Why don’t you stroke my hair like you used to.” Grumpily again he said, “Oh! ok !!,”
Then she said, “Why don’t kiss me on the cheek like you used to?” Oh! ok he said again.
Then she said, “Why don’t you nibble my ear like you used to.” At this he got up and started walking away. “Where are you going she asked ????”
“To get my teeth ………..”